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Puma today announced that it has selected The NMA Group as its global agency of record for entertainment marketing. The NMA Group will lead all entertainment initiatives within film, TV, music, talent and entertainment PR for the footwear and apparel brand (Puma).

Former boxer Sugar Ray Lenoard last night was voted off ABC's "Dancing With The Stars," the third contestant voted off this season ("Dancing With The Stars," ABC, 4/12).

Work to remove S Bob Sanders' picture from the exterior of Lucas Oil Stadium "was scheduled to begin today." The 35-by-60-foot banner is being removed after Sanders signed a free agent contract with the Chargers (INDIANAPOLIS STAR, 4/13). 

A crowd of 13,865 attended last night's Marlins-Braves game at Turner Field, "the smallest crowd in the ballpark's 14-season history" (ATLANTA CONSTITUTION, 4/13).

"I think it's inevitable in the sense that we won't have a deal done by July 1, but I think it's optimistic to think that we can get a deal done by Oct. 27, when it really counts" -- Wizards G and NBPA Exec Commitee VP Maurice Evans, on reaching a new CBA by the start of next season (WASHINGTON POST, 4/13).

"You can't continue to just throw the money away, year after year, with no light at the end of the tunnel. We're working so hard to get the business model correct for the teams" -- WPS Atlanta Beat Owner Fitz Johnson, on the league, which opened its season last weekend, looking to turn a profit this year (USA TODAY, 4/13).

"The internationals now hold the power in golf. For how long, we don't know" -- South Africa's Sunshine Tour Commissioner Gareth Tindall, on a number of int'l players being at the top of golf's world rankings (AP, 4/12).

Daily Variety’s Brian Lowry: “Norm Macdonald's ‘Sports Show’ packs an 8-min. program into a half-hour format. Hooking ... foul.”

Pittsburgh Post-Gazette’s Ed Bouchette: “No wonder NFL can't agree with its players.. Can't even agree on whether there are dates for PS games.”

Boston Globe’s Greg Bedard: “Patriots preseason schedule: TBA, TBA, at Lions, vs. Giants. … Great. I get to go to Detroit. Again.”

ESPN’s Colin Cowherd: “After watching Tom Brady special, occurs to me if NFL season is axed, Im giving ESPN my 2 week notice. Becoming pharmacist. Love this game.”

If you see a tweet we will not want to miss, send it to us at editorial@sportsbusinessdaily.com.

Flyers RW Ian Laperriere and former players Bernie Parent, Bob Kelly, Joe Watson and Derian Hatcher will visit the NASDAQ MarketSite in N.Y. to ring the opening bell.

Rule 1.02 Marketing Founder Eric Bechtel will participate in Business Day at Colorado State Univ. Bechtel will take part in a session titled, "Athlete Marketing: Why the benefits far outweigh the risks."

ESPN Radio's "Mike and Mike in the Morning" is broadcasting live from 5:00-9:00am CT from the basketball court in American Airlines Center. The event marks the 10th year anniversary of ESPN Radio Dallas 103.3.

The two-day Racing Attorney Conference will begin Indianapolis. The conference is presented by the Indianapolis Bar Association Sports & Entertainment Law Section and the North Carolina Bar Association.

The “going rate” for a 30-second spot on the final episode of “The Oprah Winfrey Show” is $1M, and if the “price holds, it will mark the fourth highest unit cost for a series finale in TV history.” The last episodes of “Friends,” “Seinfeld” and “Everybody Loves Raymond” are the only shows to reach the $1M mark. The final syndicated “Oprah” episode is scheduled to air May 25 (ADWEEK.com, 4/12).

The Morning Buzz offers today’s back page sports covers from some of the nation’s major metropolitan tabloids:

N.Y. Post	N.Y. Daily News	Newsday

Philadelphia Daily News	Boston Herald

Last night's "Final Jeopardy!" category was "Baseball and the Presidency."

"As both vice-president and president, he threw out a season's first pitch, each time for a different Senators franchise."

CBS' David Letterman: "Archaeologists believe that they have found the first gay caveman. Did you know this? He was in the second row of a Bette Midler concert. And it's fascinating: The first gay caveman did not discover fire, but scented candles. … The Republicans now are proposing $6 trillion in budget cuts. Think about that: $6 trillion. Do you have any idea how much money that is? No one does. And we've all borrowed it from China. We're spending China's money. … I love Donald Trump. You excited about Donald Trump? I mean it's springtime and I think that thing on his head is in heat. … Now the White House, Donald Trump is getting under their skin a little bit. The White House is getting edgy and the White House is saying Donald Trump has zero percent chance of being president of the United States. Zero percent chance. That seems a little high. … Insiders are saying that Donald Trump is running for President as a publicity stunt. Hey! Whoa! Hold it! Hey! Hey! Hold it right there. That's not the Donald Trump I know! …You know what, ladies and gentlemen? Today is my birthday! I called my mother this morning and I said, 'Hi Mom. It's Dave.' And I said, 'Mom, do you know what happened 64 years ago today?' and she took a little pause and then she said, 'The Berlin Airlift?' … Lindsay Lohan was very sweet about it. She heard it was my birthday and went out and stole a tie" ("Late Show," CBS, 4/12).

NBC's Jay Leno: "A 15-month-old baby is recovering after the Applebee's in Madison Heights, Michigan, served a margarita in a sippy cup. Actually, the first indication the kid might be drunk was that he was enjoying his meal at Applebee's. … The baby is fine. Turns out the baby had a blood alcohol level of 0.10. You know what you call someone that short and drunk? Snooki. … Gosh, have you flown lately? It's amazing how bad flying is now. You get molested by the screener. You get seated next to a screaming baby. Your plane is being flown by a drunken pilot. The air traffic controller is asleep. If you make it through all of that: Boom. You get a fender bender with an air bus. I mean it's like a nightmare. … New Zealand Airlines is now offering what they call Cuddle Class. Don't all airlines have cuddle class? It's called coach. You're cramped in there. You're forced to cuddle with the guy next to you in the seat. … The price of gasoline here in California is now very close to $5 a gallon. Oh, it's unbelievable. It is so expensive, coming into work today I passed a van packed with legal Americans. … In an exclusive interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network, Donald Trump said, 'I believe in God.' Of course, Donald thought he was talking about himself, I think that's what it was. He was looking in the mirror at the time. … Everybody's favorite star, Betty White, has criticized Lindsay Lohan for her behavior. But you know I think we ought to cut Lindsay a little slack. I mean, very early on she fell in with the wrong crowd: Her family" ("The Tonight Show," NBC, 4/12).
 
LATE NIGHT LAUGHS:

Last night Comedy Central debuted "Sports Show with Norm MacDonald," which takes a humorous look at sports and the stories making headlines. The following is a sampling of host Norm MacDonald's opening segment: "In a surprise move last week the defense rested in the Barry Bonds steroid case without calling a single witness. Barry Bonds did not even present a defense. Man, that guy has big balls, doesn't he? Wait, maybe that was his defense! ... A heart-stopping charge in the back nine at Augusta National on Sunday propelled unknown golfer Charl Schwartzel to win the Masters. After the win, Charl Schwartzel said, 'Charl Schwartzel? Who the hell is Charl Schwartzel!?' ... Earlier in the week, golf legend Tom Watson took a quick break during a packed practice round at Augusta and was spotted peeing in the bushes. 'Thanks for waking me up,' said a urine-soaked John Daly. It was announced this week that Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger plans to marry his girlfriend Ashley Harlan in July. She said those three little words: 'Don't kill me.' ... Mixed Martial Arts continues to be one of the fastest growing sports in the world. This year, the Ultimate Fighting Championship and World Extreme Cagefighting have merged and plan to form a new sport called murder." MacDonald later in the show went "undercover as an NBA player" with the assistance of a make-up artist "to see what it would be like to be a professional athlete," and he looked like Clippers F Blake Griffin. The segment featured the real Griffin with MacDonald's voice, as Griffin couldn't play at all during a practice session and even before practice began was out of breath, saying, "I got to quit smoking." MacDonald finished the show with a 90-second segment called "Garbage Time" where he talked about various sports stories, including, "NBA and NFL lockouts: Are you ready for some cricket?! 'Monday Night Cricket!'" ("Sports Show with Norm MacDonald," Comedy Central, 4/12).

Actor and director Morgan Spurlock appeared on ABC's "Jimmy Kimmel Live" last night to promote his latest movie, "The Greatest Movie Ever Sold," which examines product placement. Host Jimmy Kimmel said the movie "is brought to you by Hyatt, Pom Wonderful, JetBlue, Mini Cooper, Mane n' Tail Shampoo, the island of Aruba and Amy's Frozen Pizza." Spurlock appeared wearing a suit jacket covered in logos from the various companies sponsoring the movie, which prompted Kimmel to say, "You look like you just won a NASCAR event." Spurlock: "I did. It was the Pom Wonderful 500." Kimmel asked, "Is this part of the deal, the suit? You said, 'I'll put you on the suit when I go out promoting?'" Spurlock: "I said, 'When we go out, NASCAR does such a great job of showing brand support, 'The Greatest Movie Ever Sold' has to have a suit,' so now here it is." Spurlock: "The entire film is all about product placement marketing and advertising and the whole film is actually paid for by product placement and advertising. ... I think this is the first time ever that a movie has actually opened in theaters and already been in profit." Kimmel: "That is brilliant" ("Jimmy Kimmel Live," ABC, 4/12).

Last night's Top Ten list was "Top Ten Reasons I'm Presenting Tonight's Top Ten List" and was presented on-stage by actress Katie Holmes ("Late Show," CBS, 4/12).

10) "Lost a bet with Tom."
9) "They told me this was 'Lopez Tonight.'"
8) "When I heard Bjorn Lomborg was going to be here, how could I say no?"
7) "This, and an hour of traffic school, gets me out of a speeding ticket."
6) "I'm here tonight anyway, playing bass with the Foo Fighters."
5) "I was in the neighborhood, auditioning for Katie Couric's job."
4) "It kills time before my table is ready at The Cheesecake Factory."
3) "Honestly, I have no idea."
2) "It's easier than getting Dave a birthday present."
1) "What's the down side? No one's going to see this."

"Who was Richard Nixon?"