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Volume 24 No. 156
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Top Ten....The Sound Of Silence

Last night’s Top Ten list was “Top Ten Things Overheard At The Art Garfunkel Concert.” Letterman said, “Art Garfunkel decides he's going to do a gig without Paul Simon. He was performing at a small invitation-only concert in Long Island and a local official would not stop fiddling with his cell phone. So when this happened and wouldn't stop happening, Art Garfunkel stormed off stage” (“Late Show,” CBS, 6/17).

10) "Gotta call you back, Garfunkel looks pissed."
9) "He's even more Garfunkel-y in person."
8) "I told you we should've gone to see Oates."
7) "Yeah, my tickets were free too."
6) "You know what would make this concert better? Paul Simon."
5) "He's easily one of my three favorite Garfunkels."
4) "3...2...1...Happy 1970!"
3) "We're at an Art Garfunkel concert and he walks out!"
2) "Yes, grandma, we'll ask him to autograph your chest."
1) "Why don't you go Garfunk yourself?"