"A couple weeks ago I was almost on the toilet. You just forgot to flush me" – Capitals LW Alex Ovechkin, on being selected as the NHL's "First Star" of the week (CSNWASHINGTON.com, 3/25).
"There's just no safe place that a SAFER barrier shouldn't be" – NASCAR driver Denny Hamlin, on there not being a SAFER barrier on the inside wall at Auto Club Speedway. Hamlin suffered a fractured vertabrae after crashing into the inside wall during the last lap of Sunday's Auto Club 400 (USATODAY.com, 3/26).
"I still have to work" – Florida Gulf Coast men's basketball coach Andy Enfield, on recent reports that he is independently wealthy (ESPN.com, 3/26).