Quick Hits....

“I was very disappointed that ‘Space Jam 2’ did not get nominated in that ‘Special Effects’ category for that hairline they gave LeBron James” -- Actress and Oscars co-host Regina Hall, during the opening monologue, on the many smaller Oscar categories (“The Oscars,” ABC, 3/28).

“Thank you, Oscar pools, for giving me a chance to win back some of the money I lost in my March Madness bracket. … Thank you March Madness, for going from ‘I hope I win my office pool’ to ‘I’ll just be happy if Chad from HR loses’” -- NBC’s Jimmy Fallon, in his recurring “Thank You Notes” segment (“The Tonight Show,” NBC, 3/25).