Laugh Track....Corrupted File

Comedy Central’s Jon Stewart: “American soccer fans have stood by while the media obsesses over other sports’ crimes and scandals. Well now finally, soccer is getting its perp walk.” The broadcast aired footage of FIFA officials being arrested, with Stewart saying, “It looks to me like they’re going to jail for all the money they STOLE!” Stewart said FIFA “is so bad, they got arrested by the Swiss, a country whose official policy on Nazi gold was, and I quote, ‘We’ll allow it.’” Stewart asked, “What did the FIFA guys do? Please don’t say the balls were underinflated because that would be a real crime. … You know you’re corrupt when the indictment ends with ‘and so on’” (“The Daily Show With Jon Stewart,” Comedy Central, 5/27).