Top Ten....Fact-Finding Mission

Friday night's Top Ten list was "Top Ten Little-Known Facts About Dracula." Letterman said, “I know there ain't no vampires and I know stuff like this doesn't happen. There ain't a guy running around biting your neck and drinking your blood. I know that don't happen. Except I did have an agent years ago at William Morris” (“Late Show,” CBS, 10/6).

10) “Before becoming Count Dracula he was regional Vice President of Sales Dracula.”
9) “In college, impressed friends by opening beer bottles with his fangs.”
8) “First name: Mitch.”
7) “Has a standing weekly brunch with Larry King.”
6) “Repelled by garlic, but loves shallots.”
5) “His secret to seduction? Axe Body Spray.”
4) “During colder months switches to a flannel cape.”
3) “Pronounces ‘W’s as ‘V’s ever since he fell off a ladder.”
2) “Can’t enter a house uninvited unless it’s the White House (everyone gets in there, right?).”
1) “Sucks more than the Jets.”