Top Ten....Listening To The B-Side

Friday night’s Top Ten list was “Top Ten Lesser-Known Beatles Songs.” Letterman said, “The Beatles had 21 No. 1 songs in the United States. What we have on the list is top ten lesser known. I mean, the catalog can’t all be No. 1 hits. Pretty close though, pretty darn close” (“Late Show,” CBS, 2/7).

10) “Sgt. Pepper’s Adjustable Gastric Band.”
9) “We Can Yank it Out.”
8) “Sup Jude?”
7) “I Want to Hold My Calls.”
6) “Drive My Car -- Not Too Fast -- Watch The Road -- Fine, I’ll Drive.”
5) “Twist and Shout, Rinse and Repeat.”
4) “Can’t Buy Me Love, Except in Nevada’s Legalized Brothels.”
3) “All My Luggage.”
2) “OB-GYN, Ob-La-Da.”
1) “Love Me Dude.”