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Volume 24 No. 158
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Top Ten....Special Treatment

Last night’s Top Ten list was “Top Ten Other TLC Specials.” Letterman said, “TLC, The Learning Channel, aired a very special program Monday night about a man with a 132-pound scrotum. The interesting thing about this man is it was a result of some trauma, some physical force, some blunt force trauma and he woke up and there was an abnormality in his pants. I’m trying to choose my words delicately. The abnormality was the size of a honeydew melon. What we learned is if you wake up with something the size of a melon in your pants, don’t wait for it to become 132-pounds, go see someone immediately” (“Late Show,” CBS, 8/21).

10) "Hey, I Have a Tail."
9) "My Rotisserie Chicken Bride."
8) "The Guy at the Gym With the Weird Knees."
7) "People Think I'm Belgian."
6) "Raccoon Boy."
5) "America's Sexiest Amish Cougars."
4) "Flip That Mattress."
3) "Toddlers and Tacos."
2) "Hump Blimp."
1) "Ass Swap."