Laugh Track....Down And Out In Beverly Hills

NBC’s Jay Leno: “According to new research, belief in God may help those who suffer from depression. Do you know what that means? You can make a fortune selling Bibles to Laker fans right now. Not looking good for L.A. The Clippers lost last night and are on the verge of going out in the first round of the playoffs, so who says they can’t hold a candle to the Lakers? … In baseball news, the Chicago Cubs said they will move if improvements are not made to Wrigley Field. Today, Wrigley Field said they will move if improvements are not made to the Chicago Cubs” (“The Tonight Show,” NBC, 5/1).

CBS’ David Letterman: “The Tim Tebow era with the Jets, the one season, the era has ended. The Jets fired him and yesterday, thousands of people gathered in Vatican Square and watched green smoke come out of the chimney” (“Late Show,” CBS, 5/1).