CBS’ David Letterman: “Roger ‘The Rocket’ Clemens found not guilty of lying to Congress. … He was, however, found guilty of looking guilty. … Clemens said he was thrilled by the verdict, although he could be lying, but we don't know” (“Late Show,” CBS, 6/19).
NBC’s Jay Leno: “The jury has found Roger Clemens not guilty of lying to Congress about steroid use. How about that? That was a ten-week trial. It was pretty tense before the verdict. I mean, people were on pins and needles. … Well, the lawyers were on pins. Clemens was on needles. … In fact, did you see right after his acquittal, Clemens got a little emotional on the courthouse steps. He actually cried, yeah. He's accused of lying to Congress and he cried. You know what that means? He could be our next Speaker of the House” (“The Tonight Show,” NBC, 6/19).
Women’s motocross rider Ashley Fiolek appeared on TBS' "Conan" last night and host Conan O’Brien noted she was the “first deaf person to ever compete professionally in the sport.” Fiolek appeared on-stage with her father, Jim, who signed the questions from O’Brien and her responses, and O’Brien noted that Fiolek wasn’t “riding a tricycle when you were three, you were riding a motorized bike pretty young.” Fiolek: “I never really actually rode a bicycle. I didn’t learn how. I just always rode a motorcycle.” O’Brien said, “Well then Jim, this question’s for you: What the heck were you thinking?” Jim said, “It seemed like a good idea at the time. I just grew up (riding), my dad grew up riding.” Fiolek said being deaf is a “little disadvantage” on the track because “I can’t hear them” but it’s an “advantage off the track because I can’t hear them talking trash about me” (“Conan,” TBS, 6/19).
Prior to tipoff of Game Four of the Thunder-Heat NBA Finals last night, ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel aired a special NBA Finals edition of “Jimmy Kimmel Live Game Night” and told the audience, “Tonight, Game Four of the NBA Finals between the Oklahoma City Thunder and the Miami Heat. Miami fans were out in full force at the AmericanAirlines Arena tonight all wearing white because nothing is more welcoming to a group of primarily African-American men than a huge mob dressed in white. … This is kind of interesting, maybe even surprising. Tickets to the games in Miami are actually going for less money than tickets to the games in Oklahoma City. They say the season ticketholders in Oklahoma are more likely to hold on to their tickets and go to the game rather than scalp them, which drives up the price. Also they say there’s more to do in Miami, more recreational activities. You can go to the beach or watch Gloria Estefan chase ducks off her lawn” (“Jimmy Kimmel Live Game Night,” ABC, 6/19).
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