Top Ten....Wing And A Prayer

Last night’s Top Ten list was “Top Ten Things Overheard At The Buffalo Wild Wings Church.” Letterman said, “Reverend Wesley Savage, an Alabama church pastor, is holding weekly Sunday services at a local Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant” (“Late Show,” CBS, 12/10).

10) "Can I get an 'Amen' and a wet nap?"
9) "After that wing platter, it's going to take me three days to rise again."
8) "My hymnal is sticky, too!"
7) "Jewish services are next door at P.F. Chang's."
6) "He's choking -- call a mountie!"
5) "Separate checks or one bill for the pew?"
4) "Would you like 'Spicy', 'Exra Spicy', or 'Jesus Wept?’"
3) "We don't have stained glass windows, but we do have stained glassware."
2) "You gonna finish those, Cardinal Dolan?"
1) "Jesus, these wings are delicious."