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The Guardian's Alexandra Topping: "Joe McElderry is on stage. His trousers are far too tight. This is supposed to be a family show. #Paralympics"

The Guardian's Owen Gibson: "Fantastic upbeat mood in what we must now call ParalympicsGB house after the bonkers Queen (the band, not the monarch) inspired welcome."

Sports Illustrated's Grant Wahl: "Trying to explain to new fans why the European transfer window doesn't close until 2 weeks into the season. Can't think of a good reason."

NFL Europe Dir of Public Affairs David Tossell: "So, my football team has not scored a goal in two Premier League matches and my NFL team has no touchdowns in three preseason games. Taxi!"

Sydney Morning Herald's Brad Walter: "Happy birthday rugby league - founded on August 29 at the George Hotel, Huddersfield when northern English clubs voted to secede from RFU"

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