Laugh Track: Cold As Ice

ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel: “Parts of New England are reported to be colder than Mars, the planet, this week." Kimmel: "Boston is expected to get 18 inches of snow. The schools there were closed today, but football practice wasn't. This is what the New England Patriots -- for real -- had to endure this afternoon.” The broadcast then aired video of Patriots players walking to practice amidst a blustery winter storm, with a voice off-screen yelling, “No days off! No days off! No days off!” Kimmel: “No days off? How about one day off, I mean come on? They’re not even playing Sunday. They have a bye week and if they win people will be like, ‘Well, that’s why they won. No days off.’ But really it’s more like, ‘Well, that’s why Demarius got pneumonia. No days off’” (“Jimmy Kimmel Live,” ABC, 1/4).