Laugh Track: Space Ex

ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel: “Russia and the United States, with all that's happening between us right now, have announced an agreement to team up to build a space station on the moon. Although I should say the Russians are calling it a space station and for some reason the White House keeps referring to it as a golf resort/casino” (“Jimmy Kimmel Live,” ABC, 9/28).

NBC's Jimmy Fallon: “I read that a 45-foot-tall statue of a nude woman will be placed next to the Washington Monument, which explains why the Washington Monument is like, ‘Think about baseball, think about baseball, think about ... ” (“The Tonight Show,” NBC, 9/28). 

Last night’s edition of NBC’s “The Tonight Show” featured host Jimmy Fallon playing a hybrid golf game with three of the “best junior golfers in the world.” The game was “Golf Skee-Ball” with the three kid golfers competing as a team against Fallon and PGA Tour stars  Jason Day and Jordan Spieth (“The Tonight Show,” NBC, 9/28).