Laugh Track: Par For The Course

Comedian and NBC’s “SNL” cast member Michael Che said he performed stand-up comedy in Boston, among other places. NBC’s Jimmy Fallon: “Boston’s a great city.” Che: “Boston’s a great city. If you’re white. No, I’m kidding, I’m kidding, I’m kidding. You can be a Celtic” (“The Tonight Show,” NBC, 8/2).

ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel said, “According to Golf magazine, of all places, the president told a group of members at his golf club in New Jersey, 'The White House is a real dump.' So they asked a White House spokesperson today who denied the president said that, so it's true. Although to be fair, Donald Trump thinks any building that doesn't have his name on it is a dump. ... This is the biggest scoop for Golf magazine since the Fuzzy Zoeller mulligan scandal of May of 1981” (“Jimmy Kimmel Live,” ABC, 8/2).