Laugh Track: Mini Me

CBS’ Stephen Colbert noted Donald Trump "said he doesn’t exercise that often, but he’s good enough at golf to play with the PGA. That’s a real medical shocker right there. I mean, judging by the size of his hands, I would have said mini-golf” (“The Late Show,” CBS, 9/15).

TBS’ Conan O’Brien said, “A 100-year-old tortoise named Diego has now fathered over 800 offspring. Isn't that cute? Which is why today he was the first tortoise in history to be drafted into the NBA” (“Conan,” TBS, 9/15).