Top Ten....And That's A Wrap

The Top Ten list was “Top Ten Things I've Always Wanted To Say To Dave” read by “ten frequent ‘Late Show’ guests and good friends of ours” (“Late Show,” CBS, 5/20).

10) “Of all the talk shows, yours is most geographically convenient to my home” (Alec Baldwin).
9) “Did you know that you wear the same cologne as Muammar Qaddafi?” (Barbara Walters).
8) “Your extensive plastic surgery was a necessity and a mistake” (Steve Martin).
7) “I have no idea what I'll do when you go off the air...you know, I just thought of something -- I'll be fine” (Jerry Seinfeld).
6) “Honestly, Dave, I've always found you to be a bit of an over-actor” (Jim Carrey).
5) “I'm just glad your show is being given to another white guy” (Chris Rock).
4) “Thanks for letting me take part in another hugely disappointing series finale” (Julia Louis-Dreyfus).
3) “You are to comedy what I am to comedy” (Peyton Manning).
2) “Thanks for finally proving men can be funny” (Tina Fey).
1) “I'll never have the money I owe you” (Bill Murray).