Top Ten....Men At Work

Last night’s Top Ten list was “Top Ten Things I’ll Miss About Working At The 'Late Show'” and was read on-stage by 10 staff and crew members (“Late Show,” CBS, 5/18).

10) “Until I met Dave, I didn't know I could put my fist through a wall.”
9) “Because he's not tech savvy, Dave never notices when you steal jokes from Twitter.”
8) “Not having to wear high-heels to work.” (Read by female staffer)
7) “Not having to wear high-heels to work.” (Read by male staffer)
6) “Working with Hollywood's most well-known inseams.”
5) “Another three years and Dave was going to start paying me.”
4) “I'll miss looking forward to no longer working at the show.”
3) “Dave is the best boss in the world -- or so I'm required to say if I want my severance check.”
2) “The taping time of the show provided a consistent, reliable alibi.”
1) “Now who will I pretend to laugh at?”