Top Ten....Sunday School

Friday night’s Top Ten list was “Top Ten Other Courses Offered By The Vatican.” Letterman said, “You think all they do is walk around in their giant hats. They do so much more. They have annual week-long courses. For example, they have an annual week-long course, it says here, in exorcism, and it's being held this week at the Vatican” (“Late Show,” CBS, 4/17).

10) “Introduction To Wafer Insertion”
9) “Phonics for Eunuchs”
8) “How to Tell Nuns Apart”
7) “Resurrecting Pets”
6) “Fully-Clothed Anatomy”
5) “‘A-Men’ vs. ‘Ah-Men’”
4) “Remedial Infallibility”
3) “Kung Fu”
2) “Paleontology: Debunked”
1) “No-Sex Education”