Top Ten....Empire Strikes Out

Last night’s Top Ten list was “Top Ten Things Never Before Said In A ‘Star Wars’ Film” and was read on-stage by “Star Wars” characters R2D2 and C3PO (“Late Show,” CBS, 4/13).

10) "I just passed the accountant exam -- now I am a C-3PA." (C3PO)
9) "Please restart me to install Windows updates." (R2D2)
8) "There is free cake in the break room for Jabba the Hutt's birthday." (C3PO)
7) "No, I'm not a wi-fi hotspot." (R2D2)
6) "The pizzerias in this star system will not cater your wedding." (C3PO)
5) "I didn't say anything -- I was just sending a fax." (R2D2)
4) "I just saved 15% on Millennium Falcon insurance." (C3PO)
3) "Beam me up, Scotty!" (R2D2)
2) "Letterman is really beginning to look like Master Yoda." (C3PO)
1) "Just walked in on Han going Solo." (R2D2)