Top Ten....That Guy

Last night’s Top Ten list was “Top Ten Guys Indiana Governor Mike Pence Looks Like.” Letterman said, “Undeniably a handsome man but something has gone haywire. I can’t prove exactly what went haywire but it doesn’t pass the sniff test. It may be legal but it ain’t right” (“Late Show,” CBS, 3/31).

10) “The guy at the bar who sends your girlfriend a drink.”
9) “The guy who makes his dog sleep outside.”
8) “The guy whose wife has to tell him he's ‘getting a little loud.’”
7) “The guy who greets a roomful of guys with ‘morning ladies.’”
6) “The guy who has a little too much fun on ‘Audience Get Acquainted’ night.”
5) “The real estate agent whose photograph is on a bus stop bench.”
4) “The guy who keeps a baseball bat in his trunk.”
3) “The guy who won three national championships as head coach of the Indiana Hoosiers.”
2) “The guy who arrives at his high school reunion in a rented Ferrari.”
1) “The guy fishing in a Cialis commercial.”