Top Ten....He Walked On Down The Hall

Last night’s Top Ten list was “Top Ten Things I Said When I Learned I Made The Baseball Hall Of Fame.” All four members of the '15 Baseball HOF induction class – Pedro Martinez, Randy Johnson, Craig Biggio and John Smoltz – appeared live on-stage to read the list, wearing their HOF jerseys and caps.

10) Martinez: "Maybe I should make baseball my career."
9) Johnson: "One step closer to becoming People Magazine's 'Sexiest Man Alive.'"
8) Biggio: "Second biggest thrill? Showering with Roger Clemens."
7) Smoltz: "Ooh, what will I wear to the ceremony?"
6) Martinez, Biggio, Smoltz: "Please tell me I got more votes than Randy Johnson."
5) Johnson: "I feel like an ever Bigger Unit."
4) Biggio, Smoltz: "Kind of spoils it if Smoltz got in too."/"Kind of spoils it if Biggio got in too."
3) Martinez: "Who's your daddy?"
2) Johnson: "Guess they forgot about me killing that bird."
1) All four: "Do I really have to do Letterman?"