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ABC's Jimmy Kimmel aired a video clip of ESPN college football analyst Lou Holtz speaking quickly and muttering something that cannot be understood. Kimmel said, "The poor closed captioning guy. I went back and back and watched it with closed captioning. He just said, 'The hell with it, I'm not even going to try.' In the NFL last night, Peyton Manning of the Denver Broncos torched the San Francisco 49ers, and in doing so, became the NFL's all-time leader in touchdown passes. So if that doesn't finally get him an endorsement deal, I don't know what is going to. He broke Brett Favre's record of 508 touchdown passes. Classy move: Brett Favre sent Manning a congratulatory text after he set the record. Although in a less classy move, the text was a picture of his genitals" ("Jimmy Kimmel Live," ABC, 10/20).