Laugh Track....Love Is The Drug

Comedy Central's Stephen Colbert said, "Unfortunately, the world recently lost superstar athlete couple Rory McIlroy and Caroline Wozniacki, or as they're known by their power couple name, McCorilary Winsacki. He's a professional golfer, she's a professional tennis player and as sad as the breakup is, fortunately each of them has moved on to the sixth stage of grief, winning an international sports tournament because on Sunday Wozniacki won the Istanbul Cup and McIlroy won the British Open. In fact, McIlroy was so excited he was seen making out with his new trophy girlfriend, a trophy. Folks, this tale of private heartache and public triumph can mean only one thing: Breakups are the ultimate performance-enhancing drug" ("The Colbert Report," Comedy Central, 7/22).