Top Ten....Seat Taken?

Last night’s Top Ten list was “Top Ten Things Uttered In A Two-Man Luge.” Letterman said, “Luge is a French word meaning small coasting sled. The luge can attain speeds in excess of 90 miles per hour. … You know it is going to be funny when you look at the picture” (“Late Show,” CBS, 2/18).

10) “Remember our strategy: Let gravity move us downhill.”
9) “I’m on the wrong guy!”
8) “Let’s try it with a sled in between us.”
7) “I chipped a tooth on your head.”
6) “Wake me up at the finish line.”
5) “Cop!”
4) “Just like flying Southwest.”
3) “You mean there’s a one-man luge?”
2) “The race is over, get off me.”
1) “Your Putin is wedged in my Sochi.”