Top Ten....Habit Forming

Last night’s Top Ten list was “Top Ten Odd Habits Of Mayor Bill de Blasio.” Letterman said, “Somebody saw him eating a pizza with a fork and a knife and they're trying to make a big deal about it" (“Late Show,” CBS, 1/13).

10) “Eats lasagna with a harpoon.”
9) “Refers to himself as ‘Her Majesty.’”
8) “Keeps his body temperature at a dangerously low 86 degrees.”
7) “Prefers to write emails long hand.”
6) “Refers to tonight's guest, Bill Cosby, as Bill de Cosbio.”
5) “Sleeps in the City Hall coat room.”
4) “Uses chopsticks to drive.”
3) “Asks people to guess his inseam.”
2) “Tips waiters with bagged goldfish.”
1) “Stops and frisks himself.”