Top Ten....Futurama

Last night’s Top Ten list was “Top Ten New Products Featured At The Consumer Electronics Show.” CBS’ David Letterman said, “They have it every year in Las Vegas and it’s the big display of the brand new, cutting edge consumer electronics. It’s where they debut the iPad and the iPhone and many other items" (“Late Show,” CBS, 1/8).

10) “A watch that's also a portable clock.”
9) “Return-O, the gift that returns itself.”
8) “Noise cancelling coffin.”
7) “Cate Blanchett's electric blanchett.”
6) “High-definition, self-cleaning, rechargeable Shickshinny.”
5) “Liptop computer.”
4) “AM/PM radio.”
3) “Nose hair trimmer with nostril recognition.”
2) “iPod inappropriate touch.”
1) “Bi-curious-noculars.”