Top Ten....Cereal Killer

Last night’s Top Ten list was “Top Ten Least Popular Breakfast Cereals.” Letterman said, “Breakfast cereal sales are declining in the United States as consumers cut down on carbs" (“Late Show,” CBS, 11/13).

10) “Trix with Ticks.”
9) “Inflamed, Grape-Colored Nuts.”
8) “Cap’n Schettino Crunch.”
7) “Average K.”
6) “Spacklin Oat Bran.”
5) “Honey Combovers.”
4) “Rashi.”
3) “Richie Incognit-O’s.”
2) “Fruity Gerbils.”
1) “Premarital Chex.”