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Top Ten....Allow Me To Introduce Myself
Published July 26, 2013
10) "Allow me to introduce the entire Danger family."
9) "My pants will be arriving shortly."
8) "Does this look like a bullseye rash?"
7) "It was never my intention to get caught."
6) "I'd like to thank my wives for standing here beside me."
5) "I'll keep this short because I need to flee the country."
4) "I am so high right now."
3) "Florida law says: If I don't like your questions, I can shoot you."
2) "I thought I said no fat chicks."
1) "Look at you sorry sons of bitches."