Top Ten....Live Mas

Last night's Top Ten list was "Top Ten Calls Received At Taco Bell Headquarters." Letterman said of the recently surfaced photo of an employee licking a stack of tacos, "You can't buy publicity like that" ("Late Show," CBS, 6/4).

10) "Does a lick add or subtract calories?"
9) "Shouldn't he be wearing a hairnet?"
8) "This is the law firm representing Licked Taco Express."
7) "When will licked shells be available in my area?"
6) "Is he single?"
5. "I'm trying to reach Johann Pachelbel (Classical music reference, people -- read a book!)"
4) "Where can I learn more about taco-borne illness?"
3) "Is he the same guy who stood in the lettuce?"
2) "Can I have the shell licked by a rabbi?"
1) "Hi, Michael Douglas here."