Top Ten....Fire In The Sky

Last night’s Top Ten list was “Top Ten Things Going Through This Driver’s Mind At This Moment.” CBS’ David Letterman said the meteor that hit Russia on Friday was filmed by a “guy driving in Russia.” Letterman added, “You’re driving home from work and you see this? You're saying to yourself, ‘I wonder if Jeopardy will be on?’” (“Late Show,” CBS, 2/19).

10) “Damn high school kids.”
9) “Whoa, that is one hell of a floater.”
8) “If you see something, say something.”
7) “Do I have meteor insurance or asteroid insurance?”
6) “They’ve elected a new Pope!”
5) “Boeing Dreamliner!”
4) “Exactly how much closer are objects than they appear.”
3) “Do you brake or accelerate for meteors?”
2) “Great -- Iran launched another monkey.”
1) “Hey, Mayans! Close, but no cigar.”