Top Ten....Say What?

Fridays Top Ten list was “Top Ten Things Passengers Said After Getting Off The Carnival Cruise Ship.” Letterman said of the cruise ship that was stranded at sea, “They just drifted aimlessly for a week in the Gulf of Mexico. We sent a guy down there and as they were getting off he said, ‘What did you think?’” (“Late Show,” CBS, 2/15).

10) “You know it’s not the worst Carnival Cruise I’ve taken.”
9) “I loved everything about the trip except the raw sewage.”
8) I didn’t find love, but I did catch campylobacteriosis.”
7) “Thanks for nothing, Superman.”
6) “He looks taller in films (Oh, I’m sorry, that’s what people say getting off Tom Cruise).”
5) “Maybe I’m just not a ‘cruise person.’”
4) “I need a hot shower, then a lawyer.”
3) “Next time, we’re taking an Italian cruise.”
2) “I waited in line six hours for an onion and mayonnaise sandwich, and I’m not leaving till I get one.”
1) “Damn, I missed my connecting cruise.”