"My contract sucks" – Canucks G Roberto Luongo, who inked a 12-year, $64M deal in '09 (Mult., 4/4).
"Normally, you have the Division III game one weekend and the Division II game the next weekend, and it's like, 'Oh, okay, you guys get out of the way. Hurry up.' This will be good for our games" – Division III Mary Hardin-Baylor coach Ken DeWeese, on the Georgia Dome hosting the lower-level title games this weekend (WASHINGTON POST, 4/3).
"I still talk to players and things like that. Now, I get involved in a lot of community things and try to do things that are good for us" – Steelers Chair Emeritus Dan Rooney, on his role with the club (PITTSBURGH POST-GAZETTE, 4/4).
"I think it's totally inappropriate for USC to do that. We would not copy somebody else's well-earned scenario, and I will be sure to let USC know that" – Florida Gulf Coast Univ. AD Ken Kavanagh, on USC’s official Twitter feed using the hashtag #DunkCityUSC in welcoming Andy Enfield as the school's new basketball coach (SPORTS.YAHOO.com, 4/3).
"Kim [Kardashian] started from pretty much nothing, and now everyone everywhere knows who she is. That's what I want to do” – Gold Medal-winning U.S. swimmer Ryan Lochte, on his goal of achieving reality show fame with E! Network’s “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” (HOLLYWOODREPORTER.com, 4/3).