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Volume 24 No. 112
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Top Ten....Turning A Phrase

Last night’s Top Ten list was “Top Ten Least Romantic Three-Word Phrases” (“Late Show,” CBS, 2/14).

10) “It really itches.”
9) “Table for one?”
8) “Call an exterminator.”
7) “Those weren't edible.”
6) “Turn and cough.”
5) “You're how fat?”
4) “Grandpa's naked again.”
3) “Welcome to Denny's.”
2) “It's me, Dave.”
1) “Oops, we're related.”