Top Ten....Model Of Consistency

Last night’s Top Ten list was “Top Ten Questions On The Application to Become A Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model.” The Top Ten list was delivered onstage by ten SI swimsuit models (“Late Show,” CBS, 2/11).

10) “How naked do you see yourself in five years?”
9) “Have you dated Charlie Sheen?”
8) “Are you willing to kiss a tubby guy for a Super Bowl commercial?”
7) “Can you provide your own beach towel?”
6) “Will you keep your mouth shut if we lose a couple of girls to shark attacks?”
5) “Please list your three most recent employers’ measurements.”
4) “Have you ever used any pose-enhancing drugs?”
3) “Are you willing to visit the elderly at his late night talk show?”
2) “How would Brent Musburger describe you?”
1) “Where’s the strangest place you’ve found sand?”