"I want Miller to get off our bass" -- Bass Anglers Sportsman founder Ray Scott on his objections to Miller's "Bass Ball" commercials (WASHINGTON TIMES, 9/26).
"Man, I've got a Rolls-Royce. Big house. Limo. All those things. This is why every kid's dream is to be a major-league ballplayer." -- Lou Whitaker, TAMPA TRIBUNE, 9/22.