DOLE-RODMAN? "SNL" TABS THEIR OWN '96 DREAM TEAM
"Saturday Night Live's" NORM MACDONALD, as BOB DOLE,
announced his VP pick this weekend -- DENNIS RODMAN. Rodman,
shirtless with a feather boa: "I'm running for Vice President.
And if you don't like it, well you can just kiss my ass. Right,
Bob?" "Dole": "Yeah, that's right, kiss it." Rodman, on why he
accepted the spot: "I've had a hard life, you know what I'm
saying. Damn, my father left when I was three years old. I've
spent all my life trying to find someone I could respect -- and,
[to Dole, embracing him] I respect you, man." "Dole": "Get a
hold of yourself you damn freak." "Dole," after Rodman says he
often fantasizes about kissing men": "Get the hell off me.
We're sharing the ticket and nothing else." Rodman also promoted
his book, "Bad As I Wanna Be," during "Weekend Update." After
MacDonald told him he had to learn "that there are such things as
rules," Rodman headbutted MacDonald (NBC, 5/11).
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