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Top Ten....Going Out In Style

Last night’s Top Ten list was “Top Ten Shopping Mall Funeral Homes.” Letterman said, “To make themselves more available in a comfortable setting, funeral homes have begun marketing their coffins, urns and services at shopping malls.” (“Late Show,” CBS, 2/6).

10) “Cadaver-Crombie and Fitch.”
9) “Cold Stone Crematorium.”
8) “Dead, Bath and Beyond.”
7) “Williams-Sayonara.”
6) “Victoria’s Casket.”
5) “The Body Shop.”
4) “H&M-Balmed.”
3) “Dress Urn.”
2) “Chuck E. Deceased.”
1) “Eternal Sleepy’s.”
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