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Laugh Track....Space Saver
Published July 29, 2013
NBC’s Jay Leno: “OJ Simpson attended a parole hearing yesterday in Nevada. He pleaded with the court for leniency and he said that they needed his prison cell for younger, upcoming NFL players. … Boston police have released more evidence against former New England Patriot Aaron Hernandez. Apparently, there is security footage of Hernandez holding the murder weapon on the night of the murder. He’s holding it in his hand, or as they call it in Florida, reasonable doubt. The Milwaukee Brewers have a new slogan: No Braun, no brains. It looks like 2011 MVP Ryan Braun has been suspended by Major League Baseball for the rest of season for cheating with performance-enhancing drugs. You know what’s the sad part? The Brewers are already 19 games out of first place. That’s with performance-enhancing drugs. How bad are they going to be now?” (“The Tonight Show,” NBC, 7/26).