Top Ten....The Men Who Stare At Goats

Last night’s Top Ten list was “Top Ten Mitt Romney Scapegoats.” CBS’ David Letterman said that Mitt Romney “can’t just say, ‘We’ve got to rethink our positions, the Republican party may have miscalled a few things' and 'we’ve got to look forward and keep moving after losing the election because that’s the kind of thing you want to hear from the guy.'” Letterman: “Instead, he’s just saying, ‘Oh yeah, well we were robbed. They cheated. They gave everybody a new car.’ … That’s whining" (“Late Show,” CBS, 11/15).

10) “The ancient Sumerians who invented arithmetic.”
9) “Properly functioning voting machines.”
8) “People unwilling to get a Romney/Ryan face tattoo.”
7) “Actual goats.”
6) “Congressman Todd Akin's biology teacher.”
5) “Belgians.”
4) “This guy.”
3) “Fact-checkers.”
2) “The Republican Party, for nominating him.”
1) “Shirtless FBI agent.”