LETTERMAN'S TOP TEN: LEAST SUCCESSFUL BASEBALL PROMOTIONS

          David Letterman's "Top Ten" list of "Least Successful     Baseball Promotions" ("Late Show," CBS, 6/29).               
  
     
10)
    
Sticky seat night
  
  
     
9)
    
Get a free piece of       that crappy gum that comes with baseball cards
  
  
     
8)
    
Win Tommy Lasorda's       pre-Slimfast pants
  
  
     
7)
    
Ticket stub night
  
  
     
6)
    
Get hit in the face       by a 90-mph fastball
  
  
     
5)
    
Completely obstructed       seating day
  
  
     
4)
    
Babe Ruth's last surviving       hooker gives you the opportunity to catch the Clap
  
  
     
3)
    
Keep the beachball       going or die
  
  
     
2)
    
Steinbrenner fires       your ass
  
  
     
1)
    
"Nothin' but bunts"