DOLE-RODMAN? "SNL" TABS THEIR OWN '96 DREAM TEAM

     "Saturday Night Live's" NORM MACDONALD, as BOB DOLE,
announced his VP pick this weekend -- DENNIS RODMAN.  Rodman,
shirtless with a feather boa:  "I'm running for Vice President.
And if you don't like it, well you can just kiss my ass.  Right,
Bob?"  "Dole":  "Yeah, that's right, kiss it."  Rodman, on why he
accepted the spot:  "I've had a hard life, you know what I'm
saying.  Damn, my father left when I was three years old.  I've
spent all my life trying to find someone I could respect -- and,
[to Dole, embracing him] I respect you, man."  "Dole":  "Get a
hold of yourself you damn freak."  "Dole," after Rodman says he
often fantasizes about kissing men":  "Get the hell off me.
We're sharing the ticket and nothing else."  Rodman also promoted
his book, "Bad As I Wanna Be," during "Weekend Update."  After
MacDonald told him he had to learn "that there are such things as
rules," Rodman headbutted MacDonald (NBC, 5/11).