THE TWELVE DAYS OF A SPORTS BUSINESS CHRISTMAS

On the first day of Christmas,
  my true love sent to me:
A CAP O-ON PLAYER SALARIES.
On the second day of Christmas,
  my true love sent to me:
TWO LICENSED HATS and a cap o-on player salaries.
On the third day of Christmas,
  my true love sent to me:
THREE EXPANSION TEAMS, Two licensed hats and a cap o-on player
salaries.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
  my true love sent to me:
FOUR SKY SUITES, Three expansion teams, Two licensed hats and a
cap o-on player salaries.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
  my true love sent to me:
FIVE OLYMPIC RINGS, Four sky suites, Three expansion teams, Two
licensed hats and a cap o-on player salaries.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
  my true love sent to me:
SIX RAMS A-MOVING, Five Olympic rings, Four sky suites, Three
expansion teams, Two licensed hats and a cap o-on player
salaries.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
  my true love sent to me:
SEVEN SHAQS KUNG-FUING, Six Rams a-moving, Five Olympic rings,
Four sky suites, Three expansion teams, Two licensed hats and a
cap o-on player salaries.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
  my true love sent to me:
EIGHT RUPERTS RAIDING, Seven Shaqs kung-fuing, Six Rams a-moving,
Five Olympic rings, Four sky suites, Three expansion teams, Two
licensed hats and a cap o-on player salaries.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
  my true love sent to me:
NINE JORDANS SWINGING, Eight Ruperts raiding, Seven Shaqs kung-
fuing, Six Rams a-moving, Five Olympic rings, Four sky suites,
Three expansion teams, Two licensed hats and a cap o-on player
salaries.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
  my true love sent to me:
TEN THROWBACK UNI'S, Nine Jordans swinging, Eight Ruperts
raiding, Seven Shaqs kung-fuing, Six Rams a-moving, Five Olympic
rings, Four sky suites, Three expansion teams, Two licensed hats
and a cap o-on player salaries.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
  my true love sent to me:
ELEVEN LAWYERS LITIGATING, Ten throwback uni's, Nine Jordans
swinging, Eight Ruperts raiding, Seven Shaqs kung-fuing, Six Rams
a-moving, Five Olympic rings, Four sky suites, Three expansion
teams, Two licensed hats and a cap o-on player salaries.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
  my true love sent to me:
TWELVE FANS A-YAWNING, Eleven lawyers litigating, Ten throwback
uni's, Nine Jordans swinging, Eight Ruperts raiding, Seven Shaqs
kung-fuing, Six Rams a-moving, Five Olympic rings, Four sky
suites, Three expansion teams, Two licensed hats and a cap o-on
player salaries.